DEFAULT PATH
BUY
Market buys $KILN from the permanently locked pool, straight into the war chest that pays the 4-hour rebase.
refills the reserveA sealed model spends the fees. Stakers compound 0.44% every 4 hours, every move receipted on-chain.
Every $KILN trade on Pons pays a 1% fee. 70% streams to the creator wallet. That wallet is the chamber's fuel line.
Fees from every $KILN trade land in the intake wallet automatically. Anyone can watch it fill.
intake 0.000 / trigger 0.050When the trigger hits, a frontier model runs one inference cycle and picks exactly one action. Its identity and reasoning stay sealed. Forever.
weights hidden / actions 4One transaction plus one signed receipt per firing: action, size, and a single line from the model. Public before anyone asks.
format on-chain tx + noteThat is the whole protocol. Inputs public. Outputs public. Weights sealed. The same trust model every frontier lab ships, pointed at a memecoin.
The kiln cannot mint, wander, or change its mind after the fact. Its entire world is four moves, and every one of them ends in a receipt.
Market buys $KILN from the permanently locked pool, straight into the war chest that pays the 4-hour rebase.
refills the reserveBuys $KILN and sends it to the dead address. Supply only moves one direction.
supply one wayBuys $PONS for the treasury. The kiln hoards the token of the rails it runs on.
treasury $PONSTakes one trending Pons launch with a hard-capped slice. Wins recycle into future buys. Losses get posted like everything else.
capped per firingOther rebase protocols print your reward.
The kiln buys it.
THE FIRST REBASE PROTOCOL THAT ACTUALLY REWARDS YOU / bought on-chain, receipt attached
One firing every 4 hours. Six firings a day, every day, on a grid anchored on-chain. Each one rebases every sKILN balance up 0.44%, paid in real $KILN.
$KILN in, sKILN out at the current index. No lock, no cooldown, no deposit fee.
Every 4 hours the vault rebases all sKILN up 0.44%. No claiming, no chores, and the grid never moves: six fixed times a day, anchored on-chain the second the vault deployed.
Firings are paid from a war chest of real $KILN the model bought in advance. BUY cycles refill it. $KILN supply is fixed, so nothing gets printed, ever.
Unstake any time and take principal plus every firing your shares earned. The vault owes you exactly what the index says.
Four rules, one chamber. The 0.44% is fixed, but it is not printed: every firing is paid out of a reserve the model actually bought, and if the reserve empties the rebase pauses instead of pretending. Runway stays public. Most rebases dilute you every 4 hours. This one just pays you. Until the pool contract deploys, pre-stakes sit custodially in the vault wallet and migrate on day one; the panel below says so out loud.
Fixed rate, real payout. Firings draw from the vault reserve and pause if it empties, so these are arithmetic, not a promise the reserve is infinite. The counter starts at launch.
Every firing leaves one of these. This feed shows the format with sample data until firing 001 lands on-chain.
The samples above are fake and labeled. The real ones will be transactions. That difference is the entire product.
The kiln is not lit yet. These numbers start at launch, count only settled transactions, and never come from a spreadsheet.
Every agent coin tells you its AI is a genius. We tell you nothing. The kiln's model card is sealed and stays sealed: no name, no provider, no parameter count, no system prompt.
What you get instead is the only thing that matters: its behavior, in public, forever. Guessing what sits inside is the community sport.
Call the next action before the firing runs. Correct calls climb the leaderboard. Best probers get a title nobody can buy: Interpretability Researcher.
Robinhood Chain is a USDG-native Arbitrum Orbit L2, chain id 4663, fully EVM equivalent. Every firing, every buy and every rebase settles there as an ordinary transaction anyone can pull.
The model decides. The wallet obeys. Each firing, the sealed model outputs one action and the operator wallet executes it, on-chain, with a receipt. We never claim contract-level autonomy, because right now that claim would be a lie, and the kiln does not lie. It just hides.
SEALED. Not at launch, not at 10M, not in DMs. The moment we name it, the kiln becomes an ad for someone else's lab.
The loss gets posted with the same receipt format as a win. HUNT is hard-capped per firing, so a bad call costs one slice of one firing, never the intake. The kiln has no shame settings.
A fixed 0.44% every 4-hour firing, on an on-chain grid that never moves. But unlike every 2021 rebase, nothing is printed, because nothing can be: $KILN supply is fixed at launch. Firings are paid from a reserve of real $KILN the model bought with fee income, and BUY cycles keep refilling it. If the reserve empties, the rebase pauses instead of lying.
The action space is four moves and it does not grow. The rebase rate and the firing grid are fixed at deploy. What the team can do is stop posting, and if that ever happens the on-chain record is still there for anyone to read without us. Judge the wallet, not the website.
It is a kiln. $KILN is a memecoin experiment with no promise of profit, yield, or utility. Trade it like the toy it is, or better, just watch the receipts.
x.com/KilnDotFun is the only account for this project. The contract address and every announcement are posted there first, and this site follows it. If an address reaches you from anywhere else — a DM, a reply, a lookalike handle — it is not ours.